Thing one: That I work from home. I barely want to be subjected to my own crankiness today so no one else should have to be around me. I'm so thankful that I don't have to put on a happy face, go into the office, and risk pissing everyone off.
Thing two: I am thankful that it isn't hot as balls today. If I was this cranky AND it was hot and humid? I might start throwing things. Instead - there is a cool breeze coming through the window and the temperature is on the cool side of comfortable. So pretty perfect.
Thing three: I have a 4 day weekend. When I'm done work today I will have 4 glorious days off in a row. And if by the time I sign off my computer this afternoon, the thought of a 4 day weekend doesn't un-crankify my cold, dead heart? Well, then this day is a wash and I'll try again tomorrow.
And just for good measure, a little something from my favourite cranky tv character:
|maybe i should go fishing after work|