We had errands to run (including finding some new running shoes and the perfect cast iron skillet for fried chicken) and the following conversation happened as we were getting ready to go:
Jordan: You know what the best part of this afternoon will be?
Me: No, what?
Jordan: Eating the bag of bacon.
Me: I really need a "Shit my husband says" twitter account.Hard to believe we had leftover bacon, I know, but it was definitely gone by the end of the afternoon.