Back when the bus was still running (i know it hasn't even been two full weeks, but it feels like an eternity), I had an interesting trip to work.
It was one of the first snowy days, but it really wasn't all that cold. I got on the bus, got settled, and as usual, looked around to see if there were any interesting characters. Sitting in one of the front bench seats (reserved for those who aren't as mobile as others) was a younger man that I dubbed "the Russian". He had that Russian look. He was quite pale and reminded me of a mix of many Russian hockey players and to top it off, he was wearing fur trimmed gloves and a fur hat.
The bus started to get pretty full as we continued on the route. Two or three stops before my destination, an older man got on the bus and looked around for a seat. No one budged. He starts waving wildly at the sign that shows who is "allowed" to sit in the front seats. His gaze mostly directed at the guy in the fur trimmed gloves. When STILL no one made a move to get up for him, the older man went straight to the Russian and made a motion that seemed to say "hey jackass. i'm old. you're young...now give me that seat". The Russian looks at the older man, looks down at his own legs and starts pulling up his pant leg to reveal a prosthesis. Well as soon as that fake leg came out, old man gets all apologetic, and tries to apologize to the Russian. He obviously said something like "oh so terribly sorry"...but instead of stopping there, grabs the poor russian's pasty white cheeks in each and and goes in for a kiss.
Unfortunately, I had to get off the bus at that point, so I only managed to see the russian madly flailing his furry gloved hands in the direction of old man's face. It was the only time I've ever considered staying on the bus just so that I could see the end of an incident...
And hopefully, the busses will be running again soon and I'll see the Russian once again.