That is why I love spam...Tasha Winkler sends me messages with the above subject and Matilda Milligan calls her mail "cow few".
Lately I have been getting quite a few regarding how to pleasure her ultimately...before that they were all about small packages. What kind of packages? I didn't open them to find out...I may love spam, but I'm not stupid.
Seriously...I look forward to checking my shawmail address just because of the spam.