Teen boy: What’s with all these seagulls…they’re everywhere
Teen girl: Man, I haven’t seen seagulls since I was in California.
Teen boy 2: I don’t understand why there are seagulls on the prairies…I mean, where’s the sea???
Teen girl2: It’s called Great SALT Lake…seagulls are attracted to the salt.
Teen boy 2: Uuhhhh, we’re nowhere near Great Salt Lake.
Teen girl2: Oh yeah…I forgot we weren’t in Utah. I’ve been in Utah like, all summer.
Yup…the mormon invasion on campus continues this week. They’re everywhere…I feel like they’re on me. Though the young boys are quite polite, they hold doors and everything.