-how to like spicy food...it's nice and tasty even though it sometimes hurts
-how to laugh like a kid at Adam Sandler movies
-the Simpsons are DAMN funny
-Dave Chappelle is sometimes funny
-"jesus freaks" aren't always those people who make you feel like an idiot. in fact, they are some of the nicest people in the world...it's just those unfortunate vocal few that ruin it for the rest
it's not really all i've learned...but it's time to watch my movie.